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that has to be the funniest pile of crap ever

ok music nice(i could hear it for a change)
idea of american union (interesting)
format bad

political rambling very very very bad

you are a product of mtv
china big bad and scarey boo hoo
america land of the free must defeat nasty commy chinks waa waa

sing the national anthem in the shower while you oil ur good honest god fearing weapon of self destruction??

american dollar equals approximately 12 chinese dollars(america places pressure on china to maintain that when every other country allows the free fluctuation of foreign currency in relation to its dollar, how do i know this? becuase nz dollar is now worth 75 us cents, last year it was closer to 50 us cents last year chinese dollar worth 15 nz cents now worth closer to 30 nz cents) this is so that america can continue to import cheap product to use, however if within the free market set up by the WTO chinese product slips below a protected american products costing then(tariffs funny how all other countries in the WTO are not allowed them) america gets shitty and takes china to the WTO over intentional trade violations. hmmmm????

china since the mid seventies has been increasingly westernised, macdonalds KFC Pizza hut and many other major brands have large market presence in china
western music has not only been embraced(not just pirated) but emulated, not to mention the large market shares taken up by western music industry rebranding rerecording older songs in mandarin for resale into the chinese market.
chinese youths are at enormous cost sent to western countries where they prop up the economy with hyper inflated education costs ( in nz chinese students are made to pay in us currency in advance at ten times what citizens are charged for the same courses(dont forget us dollar 12 times stronger at fixed price to chinese currency) they soak up the culture and the lifestyle go home and convert their friends and family (if these high achievers do not stay in the western country thus filling highly skilled positions there thus keeping our education and workforce competitive.

boo hoo waa waa american jobs whinge whinge slant eyed foriegners boo hoo mindy and joey got no job cry cry

cant have it both ways can you, our culture cuases our kids to fail, big business the product of the american way dont see colour race or creed you moron it sees dollars and fractions of a cent as markey shares, why should mindy get a job doing the accounts if hwei yang got better grades. and since i know your a sexist pig as well as a racist fear mongerer, why should little billy joe be the manager at wall-mart when he was partying all semester when hou tong was hitting the books and getting straight A's.

you know im right
UN WTO World Bank European Union, its inevitable right World government, GLobalisation. thats what fear mongerers like you are scared of really, that your underachieving spoiled inbred white children wont have job security backed up by american military might.

sing the national anthem oil ur guns complain to ur congressmen(or is it a woman)
find a not too distant relative in the next trailer and get breeding

ill take comfort in the fact that many americans are more intelligent than you, that they see the opertunity of closer economic ties with a stronger china, politics aint ur strong point leave it to the professionals they know better, stop complaining stop crying and living in fear and maybe you can join the rest of us in the future of a global world that doesnt see race colour creed or sex (for that matter)as a hinderance to closer economic, immigration or any other kind of cooperation.

grow up

doubtfish responds:

Because of JackOffAll here, I will be releasing a new flash presentation today. I will try a few new styles with flash software to help provide a more integrated experience for the viewer. I will use briefer video clips with better quality, etc. I'd also like to thank her for giving me the motivation and energy to put forth this effort.

violation of intellectual copyright

i agree with the last reviewer

i only watched this becuase i thought it may be another in the brackenwood series

i would have blown the whistle but i think you have made it different enough to just be a very very bad attempt at a rip off
not actually stolen but still a ripoff

i hope that the author of bitey of brackenwood is made aware of this and asks that this piece of garbage is removed as it is a blatant attempt to get users to view it based on its closeness to the bitey of braken wood fame

you suck

animatorsdelight responds:

I cannot think of any possible way this would stolen

sure it bears a similar name and genre but it is hardly STOLEN

pretty much you are critisizing me of having a so much of a taste for fantasy genres to make a flash about it

I respect Adam Phillips and his flash as it is truely a masterpeice of art and flash

I DO hope that he sees this but sees but not as a peice of garbage but as a tribute to his work

I put these flash movies on here beacuse I hope that some day some one will come along and say
"wow that was acctually an alright animation" and that they may leave a nice reveiw or rate it high or maybe even look up to me! I look forward to that enough to deal with people like you

ur swf are not animations they suck

the content of the flash should be just plain txt, u dont need the movie or the audio or the pictures of naked or semi nude females that u always seem to add to ur shockwaves

is it becuase they would be boring or just plain stupid without something else in them? or is it like a compulsion

users of ng
do not waste ur time watching this
do not waste ur time reviewing it he likes the attention that he gets wether it be hate mail or honest critique, which he then responds to in the most offensive way possible so as to encourage further hatemail
blam it off newgrounds

doubtfish responds:

That's cute ;D
Girls are kawaii when they're angsty and angry. That's what I love about short little Asian schoolgirls ;D
And then you punch her fragile little nose for sassing you ;D

hmmm.........????

i am confused about the attention.. usually id say something encouragin about whatever it was that was actually intended, but since it was obvious that the artist can do better, and has done so on more than one occasion, it is also obvious that this peice took only a an hour or two do slap togethe then ill save my encouraging words

anyway i stick by my vote
iv seen better

Sir-CannabisClock responds:

bout an hour drawing the woman, 10 minutes drawing stamper, 5 minutes of voice acting, then 5 seconds of animation

interesting.......

not enough character developement, we don't know who these people are or what they want,the faceless corporation bit is tried and true but ya still gotta give us a hero or antihero to feel something about.
cliffhanger, naming it part 1 obviously means part 2 in the least is in the offing, hopefully i will remember this one enough to want to watch the part to when it comes out.
also would be more interested if there was definitively something planned for part two that will bemore interesting.

Kuoke responds:

In Part 1, There is no Hero, or Anti hero... Or is there?. The reason of all this was to lay out the storyline for the future, so that the future episodes will make sense.

Thank for reviewing!

An aspiring artist needs only two things passion and the time to realise that passion, I pray for both.

Age 43, Male

Illustrator

Otago University

Dunedin, Otago NZ

Joined on 2/5/07

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